have you seen Cold Steel’s advert for The Great Sword? The moustachio’d guy shows how to chop cows, cars and needlessly thick bits of rope. Its scary cos he its painfully obvious he was bullied in school, and swinging massive swords around, advertising them as ‘self defence’ items, is his way of getting the bigger boys back…
and what the frig is up with the S&M Dungeon? Makes my Fritzel Cellar look like a playhouse.
Lemonade... 
have you seen Cold Steel’s advert for The Great Sword? The moustachio’d guy shows how to chop cows, cars and needlessly thick bits of rope. Its scary cos he its painfully obvious he was bullied in school, and swinging massive swords around, advertising them as ‘self defence’ items, is his way of getting the bigger boys back…
and what the frig is up with the S&M Dungeon? Makes my Fritzel Cellar look like a playhouse.