Back in the late 70’s this film got made
Basically, a shitload of famous actors pretend to be badass mercenaries who head off to Africa to get rid of a dictator. As the general public seems to hoover up remakes, they’ve made another one with the most ridiculous line up I’ve seen in a film for a long time. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin.
The results promise to be more homo-erotic than Top Gun.